Moshi Moshi, Cthulhu!

I made this game in about 30 minutes for a Halloween one-shot. Bring your own adventure. There is no referee guide. You can do this!

The following random tables are load-bearing:

• d200 Names - Puritan Style from the Beneath Foreign Planets blog
• d6666 All-Purpose Miens from Thriftomancer
• 100 things at Home Depot from the Between Two Cairns Discord.

If you're arriving at this page in a future where the above resources no longer exist, here's a guide for finding appropriate random tables or DIY-ing it:

• Names: should be pleasing to the ear and on the tongue, usually a combination of a regular name and a goofy word, or esoteric concepts, for example "Charlene Mafipulation" and "Quaternion Gimblelock."
• Traits: d6666 All-Purpose Miens is just a list of about 1,300 adjectives describing people, such as "abrasive," "hiccuping," and "oafish."
• Items: 100 things at Home Depot is exactly what it sounds like: 12-foot-tall skeletons, electric weed whackers, beige paint, things of that nature.